We all love good Vermont Maple Syrup…but if your wife wants to vacation there and has false teeth, you must either give her permission as her husband to wear them, or leave the Mrs. at home.
Speaking of travel, if you’ve not been to Wyoming you must go…except if you go between January and April and decide to take a picture of a rabbit, make sure you have bail money…simply not allowed.
Now this one had to be inspired by the joke — Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, if you didn’t know. But the chickens know better than to try that stunt in Quitman, Georgia. It’s illegal.
Also a problem in Georgia
